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Saturday, October 4, 2014

ANTM cycle 21 episode 7: "Disney's Brozen"

Previously on America’s Next Top Model, the models took part in an unbeweaveable hair shoot. After flicking their follicles, they created an advert for Nick Cannon’s NCredibles headphones. Lenox hit the right note, while Keith’s performance feel on deaf ears. But it was Ben who sizzled out; leaving only ten models in the competition. Who will be eliminated tonight?

The models are greeted back home with Lenox’s shot adorning the wall. “I feel like a yo-yo,” she exclaims. “I’m just going up and down.” Speaking of going down, Mirjana and Denzel are still fornicating in their Love Shack. Mirjana feels like she’s “falling” for Denzel and he’s a little scared of how quickly their relationship is progressing.

The next day, the models are taken to “The CW Network” by Kelly Cutrone. After they arrive to the barren warehouse with a Post-It that says “The CW” on it, they meet with the showrunner of the network. 

First, she commands the models to pair up for a script reading. Not wanting to mix “business and pleasure,” Mirjana decides to read with Keith. Despite her choice, she angrily glares at Denzel and Shei while they announce their love for one another. 


12 Leers A Slave

She confesses that she feels jealous watching her man kiss another person. Don’t worry Mirjana! In three to five weeks, you’ll receive a nicely written letter from Denzel explaining the situation…

Matthew, lucky to have escaped the Bermuda Serbia Triangle, focuses on the challenge while Mirjana plots her Shei revenge. Being a “professional actor”, Matthew thinks this script reading should be right up his alley. 

When Lenox and Adam get behind the camera, the judges believe that Lenox has the “CW look.” Considering CW actors get paid seven dollars and a tube of pudding for filming these awful shows, I’d say that Lenox keep her integrity. 

Adam is the biggest surprise of the day. He feeds off of Lenox’s energy during the scene and comes across as very apt. What if Adam has only been acting like a douchey frat boy this entire time? What if he really isn’t an alcoholic? What if...what if the sex really laststhree minutes?! SOMEONE GET ADAM AN OSCAR, STAT!

Unfortunately, the Academy don’t have the same opinion. Denzel is deemed the best and given an “amazing prize.” He will receive a walk-on role on a scripted television series. On The CW… 
Preparing to make his debut as ‘beard-weaved citizen’, Denzel acts like this prize is worthwhile.

Back at the house, however, Mirjana gets a little envious about Shei’s chemistry with Denzel. Even when Shei states that she has no interest in Denzel, Mirjana fails to let it go:


Don’t Shei Over Spilled Milk

Denzel explains that he doesn’t usually go for women as young as Mirjana. He calls her immature and links it to dating a child. Now, I know the beard weave makes him seem older, but that doesn’t mean Denzel has to seduce young girls with it. Who’s your granddaddy? The signs were all there, how could we be so blind?

Luckily, Will doesn’t turn a blind eye to the conversation around the house. After his confrontation with Mirjana, Denzel retires upstairs to talk with Keith about the competition. “I want a dude to win.” Denzel pleads. “But I don’t want it to be Will. I mean, if you gonna be gay, be a man about it.”

Um, I don’t think you understand what gay means, Denzel. Being a man is the whole point…

Nevertheless, he continues his tirade. “I don’t want to go home and explain how a guy who wears leather-patent heels beat me in a modelling competition.” First of all, how does a modelling competition equate to masculinity anyway? I suppose explaining that he was beat by a waif girl who lost her virginity on a spiderweb in a modelling competition is better?

Denzel attempts to apologize to Will; but he refuses to admit that he’s wrong. Wanting to remedy the situation, Adam comforts Will and tells him a story about the frathouse. He regrets his treatment of gay men in the fraternity, but has turned over a new leaf after meeting Will.

After giving Denzel the cold shoulder, Mirjana and the others are woken up the next day for their photoshoot. Franco Lacosta is here once again with a “frost-bitten” theme. “Be ghostly but gorgeous,” Franco asks. “Be frozen but fierce. Be senile but seductive.”

Keith is first to shoot. He struggles with the icy face mask and can’t position his body in a comfortable position. His manaconda has gone into hibernation, because Keith is not performing at his full potential.


Cold Hearted Snake

Matthew also finds trouble keeping his cool on set. Sitting on his icy throne keeps him too stiff; and the look doesn’t translate well on camera. Shei has the same struggle: she doesn’t get movement during her shoot.

Lenox heats up when she gets on set. She fulfills the “frozen princess” brief, and Yu Tsai calls her the “dark horse” of the competition. Kari, on the other hand, shivers behind the camera. She gets the same critique as most of the models, not having full control of her body.

When Will arrives on set, he promises not to let Denzel’s words affect his performance. He stays strong throughout the shoot. Denzel, however, can’t do the same. Backstage, he swears that he’s alright with last night. He’s content that the drama is “behind him.” (As long as it’s being a man about it!)

When he gets behind the camera, he struggles with the cold. His beard weave isn’t enough to protect him from the freezing environment. A back hair perm? Some armpit extensions? Whatever the reason, I guess Denzel needs a full-fur makeover to really encapsulate the alpha male look.

During Raelia’s shoot, some of the other models decide to watch. She does relatively well, but Mirjana ironically critics her for having an open mouth too often. Likewise, Yu Tsai compares her to a dead fish on set. While Raelia did a good job, let’s not forget the original.

After the shoot, Mirjana and Raelia clash on the ride back to the house. Watching the two women duke it out reminds Denzel why he’s not into younger girls. “I’m a little old-fashion, so I don’t want to date Mirjana if I’m not thinking of marrying her.” 

Good call, Denzel. I wouldn’t want you to waste seven cows, an acre of barley, and anger the Klan all for a traditional marriage to Mirjana…

Panel


Before we begin, can I just make a point about Tyra’s outfits this cycle? She’s not even trying to cover up the fact that she wants to sleep with Keith. Her football jerseys must be 100% faux manaconda skin because, at this point, she’s a straight-up...

Dick Pig(skin)


Unfortunately for her, Keith is dedicated to Kari. But not for very much longer…

Tyra can sense that Will is uneasy. After probing him about the drama with Denzel, Tyra does something very out of character. She gives a relatable and empowering speech about how intolerance can never go far in this world. Tyra connects Denzel’s words to how African American were (and still are) treated in society. 

With that in mind, the judges begin to look at the photographs. Miss Jay thinks that the pose is “cool” and, along with Tyra, gives Will a 9. Kelly is not as impressed and lands on a 6.

Tyra thinks that Shei isn’t “quite there yet” and gives her a 6 along with Kelly. Miss Jay deems her shot an 8.

Kelly finds the connection between body and face “disturbing” and gives Matthew a 7. Tyra agrees, and Miss Jay pops an 8.

Miss Jay likes the eye contact and gives Denzel an 8. Kelly doesn’t see a model in this shot and gives him a 6. Tyra middles with a 7.

There is “not enough” in Kari’s pose for any of the judges. She gets two 6s and a 7.

Kelly hates Mirjana’s crab hand and gives her a 6. The others award her a 7 and 8.

Miss Jay mimics Keith’s pose and comments on his complete lifelessness. He gets two 7s and an 8.

Tyra and Kelly praise Lenox as a “queen of the ice” with 10s. Miss Jay settles with a 9.

Miss Jay loves the commitment and gives Raelia a 9. Kelly calls herdrunk and hands out a 7. Tyra says she has “no class” and bombs her with a 4.

The judges think Adam’s pose is “dynamic” and give him an assortment of 7, 8, and 9.


"Now the judges and I will add up these scores and see who will still be in the running toward becoming America's Next Top Model."


"The model with the best score is..."


LENOX (45.2)


ADAM (37.4)

WILL (36.4)

DENZEL (36.3)

MATTHEW (35.1)

MIRJANA (33.2)

KEITH (32.6)

SHEI (32.5)


"Kari and Raelia, you two have the lowest scores. With a score of 31.4 to 30.8, the girl that will remain in this competition is..."


RAELIA


Even though she is disappointed that she can’t stay with Keith longer, Kari is eager to join the comeback.
Next week, the models will shoot with Kelly Cutrone and Tyra will get her DNA results. Then, they will shoot ‘love photos’ in trios; which basically means awkard three-tongued PDA. So, until next week…


Ménage à Blah

Saturday, October 6, 2012

ANTM c19 episode 7: Down & Thirty

Previously on America’s Next Top Model, the girls were challenged to bring a video game to life. Despite several pleas to join Kingdom Hearts 3D, Laura decided to donate her Double D’s to the game Uncharted instead. At a steampunk photo shoot, Laura and Brittany rose to new heights with their owl co-star. And even though Victoria’s hooters failed to impress, it was Yvonne whose Victorious Age was cut short. Now, only 8 girls remain. Who will be eliminated tonight?

Back in the house, Laura is ecstatic about her “perfect week”. She wanted to prove that she “deserves it” and so, decides to sleep alone in the Tyra Suite.

Allyssa wants to “earn her stay” at the Tyra Suite and is determined to receive best picture this week. She “has heart” and once she “finds her potential”, wants to be an example. She wants to be the first curvy woman to win Top Model. The first Brazilian to win Top Model.


The first lesbian to win Top Model. And with the help of her fans, maybe she can continue that dream.

Victoria, on the other hand, is just happy to still be here. After her “desperate” bottom two appearance, she is focused and ready to propel farther into the competition.

Kiara cooks a meal for the other girls in an attempt to show her “tough love parent” personality. Allyssa and her MILF quickly run down to indulge in chili but Victoria is too busy exercising.

The other girls start to worry about her “mental health” and Kristin fears that she’s “not stable enough” for this competition. But I’m pretty sure they’re just jealous of her toned chess. Seriously, with the vigorous way she works out, all of her excess fat is just…


Pawn with the Wind

But Victoria assures them that she’s ok.

The next day, Bryan(Pre-Pubescent)Boy greets the girls and introduces them to Marissa Montgomery, who is a correspondent for NylonTV. He announces that they will take a “road trip” to Palm Springs.

To further enhance the college experience, they will be shooting Random Acts of Modeling; which means fiercely hitchhiking and sexily smizing with men in exchange for gas money.

Marissa explains that there will be two teams, but only one girl will get to appear on NylonTV. Team 1 consists of Laura, Allyssa, Brittany, and Kristin; whereas Team 2 has Victoria, Kiara, and Nastasia.

Road Gyp

Team 2 starts off strong, getting to the first pit stop before the others. Kiara thinks that Victoria is like “a lost child” and feels the need to protect her during the challenge.

Back on the other team, Allyssa is “having fun” with the shoots. She’s excited to show off her curves and lets loose at the second pit stop.

Team 2, on the other hand, is too “overdressed” for this challenge. They stick out at the grungy restaurant and aren’t as effortless as the other girls. At the sight of chicken wings, Kiara got a little too excited; making it look like the candids of an overweight teen.


Insta(kilo)gram

After taking some more pictures that are sure to resurface on the blog of a food fetishist, Team 2 returns to the road. Meanwhile, Team 1 has the thought to stop at a windmill farm and take pictures. Good idea girls; because everyone looks fierce during a hurricane!

Allyssa is particularly scared because she doesn’t understand how she can commit random acts of modeling while “getting blown”. Honey, if Rob can do it, if Ken Mok can do it, then YOU can do it!

Laura, on the other hand, is doing a great job in the wind. She looks a little like Dorothy, if Dorothy decided to flash all of Kansas…


Wizard of Drawls

Butt despite the setbacks, Team 1 was able to get some good shots. After wrapping up at their final pit stop, Kiara realized that she was missing a video and decided to re-shoot.

After they arrived in Palm Springs, the girls are critiqued by Melissa. She was impressed by Nastasia and Kristin’s “Nylon looks” and appreciated Allyssa’s “energy”.

Despite Kiara having the “right mood”, Melissa announces that the winner is…

LAURA! Kiara is a little upset and has a “bitter taste in her mouth”. THIS IS WHY BLACK WOMEN DON’T EAT FRIED CHICKEN ON TELEVISION!!!

After the long day, Allyssa is discouraged but “won’t give up”. Jason Mraz loves the feisty ones.
The Hang-under


But there is no rest for the weary. Johnny Wujek interrupts the girls before they can shower because the shoot calls for a “grungy” look.

He describes that they will be placed in “uncomfortable situations” and need to seem “caught off guard”.

Brittany was able to take “direction well” and made interesting shapes. During her shoot, Victoria made an interesting backstory, but failed to penetrate it into her photos.

Kristin did well despite choking on copious amounts of white fluid. Seriously, the gallons of milk this girl was forced to swallow were ridiculous. Just imagining all of the cows the ANTM producers had to milk is...


Utter Madness

Kiara was worried about being in a dumpster, seeing as she used to find clothes in them. But seeing this situational juxtaposition made her confident and got her some great shots.

Nastasia was worried about “looking short” during the shot but let her inhibitions go, resulting in good shots. Laura, on the other hand, had some “bad fish”. But enough about her face. She struggled with getting good body positions and didn’t understand the concept.

Allyssa was “desperate” to get a good shot. She enthusiastically licked the floor, impressing both Johnny and the photographer. She continued to get “great shots” until a cockroach appeared. And so, being neither a fan of cocks or roaches, Allyssa decided to wrap up the shoot.

Once they return to their hotel, the girls receive a…

SKULL MAIL. “Tomorrow you will meet with the judges. Only 6 of you will continue on in the hopes of becoming America’s Next Top Model.”

Victoria decides to phone home again, missing her mother even more. The other girls take it upon themselves to confront her on her erratic behavior.

Nastasia and Kiara question her eating habits and are genuinely worried for her health. Victoria assures them that she does not have an eating disorder and quenches their concerns. Really, the only sickness Victoria is suffering from is being stuck in a house full of women…


Manorexia

Someone send her some testosterone rations STAT! Stay strong Victoria!

PANEL

"You all know our judges. First, we have PR maven, Kelly Cutrone. Next, we have sexy British male model, Rob Evans. We also have our social media correspondent, Bryanboy."

"You know our prizes. The winner of America’s Next Top Model will receive a fashion feature in Nylon Magazine, become the face of the fragrance Dream Come True, be offered a contract with NY/LA Models, shoot an advertisement for Smashbox, and receive $100,000.”



Brittany: Tyra loves the “purity” and the fans agree, calling it “high fashion”. She receives an 8 from Kelly, a 9 from Rob, and a 10 from Tyra.



Kiara: Kelly and Rob fall into her “vortex” and award her an 8/9. Tyra likes the elongation but wants more, so she settles on a 7. The fans are less impressed, deeming her “trashy”.



Laura: She has “no excuse” for having a lackluster picture, so Tyra gives her a 7. Rob and Kelly find it “weak” and give her 6’s.



Kristin: Kelly loves it and Rob finds it “edgy and versatile”. The trio gives her 8’s.



Nastasia: Kelly thinks that it’s “natural” and gives her a 9. Tyra and Rob love the “length” and give it banging 10’s.



Allyssa: Tyra loves the “commitment” and gifts her an 8. Kelly and Rob aren’t as happy, giving her a 4 and 5.



Victoria: Kelly loves the “out of it” mood and with Tyra, gives her an 8. Rob is impressed by the “grossness” and awards a stellar 9. After some goading by Bryanboy, Victoria’s housemates tell Tyra about their health concerns. Tyra announces that she wants women to be healthy and is determined to “keep an eye” on Victoria.

“Now the judges and I will add up your scores and when you return, I will announce who will be eliminated.”

“Eight beautiful ladies stand before me. But I only have seven photos in my hands. And these seven photos represent the eight girls that are still in the running toward becoming America’s Next Top Model. The girl with the best score, and best picture, is…”

NASTASIA (42.2)

BRITTANY (39.2)
KRISTIN (38.1)
VICTORIA (36.7)
KIARA (35.9)

“Will Laura and Allyssa please step forward? I only have one photo in my hands. And this photo represents the girl who is still in the running toward becoming America’s Next Top Model. With a score of 32.9 to 29.0, that girl is…”

LAURA
Seeing that the girl with the best ass is gone, Tyra starts to cry over all of the wasted tooching potential. Allyssa is still very confident going into the Comeback because she wants to represent all of the Brazilian and girls with curves. 

Next week, the girls will take part in go-sees. Afterwards, Kristin and Victoria apparently get heated after an argument about Victoria’s habits (No one gets between me and my mom!). You don’t wanna miss it! 

Who do you think should have gotten best picture? Who do you think should have been in the bottom two? Do you agree with the elimination? Who would have you eliminated? Who are your faves? What was your favorite part(s) of the recap? Anything else you wanna say? Leave any and all comments below and until next week...

Monday, August 27, 2012

BINTM c8 episode 7: In Good Company

Previously on Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model, the girls were challenged to film a French cell phone advert. Because she received the best reception, Letitia was forced to cut Anne’s service short. During a romantic photoshoot in Paris, Anita and Lisa put the ‘her’ back in ‘herpes’. Even though Emma gave ‘contraception’ a whole new meaning, it was Anne who was ultimately aborted from the competition. Now only 9 girls remain. Who will become Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model?

After some silent contemplations and rejoicing from the latest eliminations, the girls receive an E-Mail.

“Tomorrow you will be displaying your full model potential. Love, Elle.”

Mannecants

The girls arrive at Carnaby Street, one of the most famous shopping destinations in London. They are met by Laura Whitmore, who challenges them to “stand out”. She announces that they will be competing for the attention of the passing public in the rain.

Throughout the hour, the British passerby study the girls, who have numbers on their crotches as identification (and price tags). Seriously, most of them look like Adele during her streetwalking years. 


Chasing Payments

Anyway, Emma and Lisa were most adorned by the public. Halfway through the challenge, Risikat realized that “this has nothing to do” with becoming a Top Model. She kept the bitterness in her face until the moment when two women asked the girls to “turn around”.

Apparently, Risikat didn’t think that being checked out was “funny” and stormed off. Forget getting molested by Julian or maimed to fulfill Tyson’s wet dreams, lesbianism is where Risikat draws the line!

Roxanne doesn’t appreciate being the butt of everyone’s jokes either. She runs after Risikat and with the help of Laura, coaxes her back to the podium. In a little while though, she also starts to miss her daughter and losses her spirits. 

But luckily, not everyone has given up on this challenge. While Madeleine and Letitia stayed glamorous, Anita corrupts Carnaby Street with her sultry poses that are only acceptable for selling various sexual accessories. 


Londoms Sold Here

After this dreadful hour is up, the girl with the least votes is…

KELLIE. Several confessionals confirm what we were all thinking: really? But nevertheless, Kellie remains positive about the experience. Now, the girl with the most votes (and who will be receiving a shopping spree) is…Emma! She picks her soul sister Letitia to join her in Carnaby Street. 

A Series of Unfortunate Cookies

The next day, the girls receive take-out and dine together. After what seemed like a calming and peaceful meal, they stumble across a bad labeled ‘desserts’. Obviously, none of these women have seen Disney movies because they open the bag nonchalantly; oblivious to the typhoon of drama they unsuspectingly unleashed. 


Malice in Wonderland

Buried in the ruse of fortune cookies are “provocative questions” for the girls. Some questions, like “who has the most annoying habits” spark little debate over the girls. But Living is determined to milk this carcass for blood and proceeds with tougher questions. 

Anita gets the “who is the biggest diva” in the house question and because there are no full-figured prima-donnas in the house, she settles on Madeleine.

In retaliation, everyone must answer the next question: “who would you least want to be paired up with during a photo shoot.” While some girls try to deactivate this drama bomb, Madeleine attacks it full-force. She answers ‘Anita’ and causes a larger rift between the two. 

Then, she proceeds to call Letitia the least fashionable girl because she is “too sexy”. Not that Madeleine is one to talk about glamour. The closest she can get to a high-fashion editorial is an advertisement for marijuana or euthanizing elderly dogs.


Drugs or Pugs?

While Madeleine contemplates which -ug to do with her Ug, the girls receive another E-Mail.

“You will be meeting some very important people tomorrow where it’s every girl for herself. Love, Elle.”

The Cast Supper

The next day, the girls meet with Julian McDonald who tells them that they will be taking part in a casting. He is accompanied by top British fashion designer Hasan Hejazi, who has created looks for Kylie Minogue and Jessie J.

Let me just go on record and say that he is beyond cute and he can have my bodice anyday…

But back to the challenge. Julian implores that he and Hasan will not be the only ones judging. As they walk with Hasan’s designs, the other models will be giving them scores. With all the judging and scoring this episode, I wouldn’t be surprised if today is a national holiday where British people tear away at the self-confidence of young girls. But I digress…

Even though most of the dresses were tight on the girls, they praise Hasan’s work. Before the show, he reminds them that they are all “fantastic” and they won’t have anything to worry about. Why must he be so perfect? Seriously, he is friendly, designs great clothes, and remains positive after seeing Madeleine in a thong. Never have I ever wanted to pluck a guitar’s G-string as much as I want to now…


He Got That Super(b)ass

But forget about my aching loins, the girls started walking:

Even though Kellie looked amazing in her dress, the other girls gave her a 32. In retaliation, Letitia was given a 25. Emma and Letitia received the worst walks of the week and Madeleine had a ‘hairy’ problem with her bikini line. To make a long story short, all of the girls gave an array of 2’s and 3’s. Too bad these numbers weren’t ranking Hasan because we all know what that would look like…


But anyway…after all of the girls walk, Julian is left unimpressed. He is upset at their bored and dull expressions. He singles out Roxanne for being bored and in the end, announces the winner to be…

LISA! Hasan then chose Letitia as his favorite model. Afterwards, they head back home to receive an E-Mail that reads: 

“Have you been in good company with one another? Love Elle.”

Three’s Company

The girls are met by Victoria White, the editor of Company Magazine, who tells them that they will shooting a six-page sports feature for the publication. In addition, they will be joined by the band, Rizzle Kicks.

Roxanne was having a “fun time” being flirty with the duo. Her sexual appeal was “effortless”. Emma however, had difficulty being “relaxed” with the two men.

Jennifer on the other hand, was very “comfortable” with the boys. She was “beautiful” and “playful”, just like Lisa. Despite her trouble with the sunlight, she created a glamorous image. After impressing the client with her “great body”, Victoria assures Madeleine that she would “be booked” for the magazine.

Although she was “really pretty” in person, Risikat was fazed by the band. Victoria was left unimpressed. Even though she was left “cold” by Letitia, Victoria loves her as a model. She wasn’t as happy with Kellie and Anita, who were both “overthinking” the shot instead of relaxing into the shoot. 

After the shoot, Roxanne gets a special meeting with her kid.

PANEL

This week, the guest judge is hot new British model, Tali Lennox.



Madeleine: While Tali and Whitney agree that the body is good in this photo, they are left unimpressed by her face. However, she will be appearing in Company.



Anita: Julian thinks that she is “comfortable” with Rizzle Kicks. Tyson likes her “progression” as a model and sees her “growing”. She will also be in Company.



Jennifer: Tyson thinks that it should be in Italian Vogue but the Company editor disagrees, making it one of the three rejected pictures.



Lisa: All of the judges love it and so did the Company editor.



Letitia: Whitney thinks that she looks “harsh”. Tyson disagrees and calls her “phresh”. Company agrees because she is IN.



Risikat: Elle tells Risikat that she has to suck it up when she makes excuses about the challenge. Tali agrees and gives her words of wisdom. Tyson is upset and wants to “eliminate her” but the other judges are entranced by her photo, which will be in Company as well.



Emma: Julian likes her “juxtaposition” but the others disagree, calling her “awkward”. Unfortunately, she will not be in Company.



Kellie: Whitney is lukewarm about the picture. Unfortunately, the Company editors agree, keeping it unprinted.



Roxanne: While Roxanne herself doesn’t like the picture, both the photographer and the Company editor love it, calling her “their favorite”.

“Now we will decide which one of you will be leaving us today.”
The judges are struggling with Madeleine because she was chosen by Company but not them. Julian and Tali think that Anita is a “top model”. Tyson and Elle love Jennifer’s image and call Lisa “drop dead gorgeous”. 

While Whitney is not impressed with Letitia’s pose, she does like the “variety”. Tali warns Risikat about her attitude but loves her print work. The judges don’t like Emma’s image but are hopeful that she has “potential”. Julain loves Kellie’s “personality” but not her look. Whitney thinks that Roxanne has a “great photo” and deserves to stay.


“I have 9 beautiful models before me, but I only have 8 photos in my hands. And these photos represent the eight girls who are still in the running toward becoming Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model. The first name I call is the girl who has received best picture…”

LISA

ROXANNE
JENNIFER
RISIKAT
ANITA
LETITIA
EMMA

“Will Kellie and Madeleine please step forward? I only have one photo in my hands and this photo represent the girl who is still in the running toward becoming Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model. So, who is that girl?”

MADELEINE

Fittingly, Turning Tables starts playing, probably to mirror the millions of tables being flipped over in anger over Kellie’s elimination.

Next week, the girls walk on water (suck it Jesus!) and take on a nude shoot in a laundry. 

Who do you think should have gotten best picture? Who do you think should have been in the bottom two? Do you agree with the elimination? Who would have you eliminated? Who are your faves? What was your favorite part(s) of the recap? Anything else you wanna say? Leave any and all comments below and I’ll see you next week!

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