ANTM cycle 21 episode 5: "Stilted Growth"

Previously on America’s Next Top Model, the models had nothing left to talk about, less it’s horizontally. After the shoot, they laid down and accepted some new looks. Makeovers led to makeouts; and by the end of the night; Chantelle was left (lip)locked out of the competition. Now, only twelve models remain. Who will be eliminated tonight?

Because he received best photo last week, Ben decides to share his bachelor pad with Adam. Ecstatic that he can experience the life of a model, Adam confides that his current career path is “the exact opposite of modelling.” It must be a complete culture shock, that sudden transition from professional partier to model---nevermind.

In preparation for their new lifestyle, the models decide to play a game of Truth or Dare. Finally, we’ll learn the answers to queries like “does God exist”, “has Adam been tested”, and “who shot JFK?”

Since Adam declines the burning questions about his burning sensations, they start to dare each other instead. Aroused by her alienesque makeover, the guys decide that Kari and Mirjana should kiss each other. Since she’s already smooched on Denzel’s beard weave, Mirjana has no problem making out with extraterrestrial objects.

We Came In Peace

“Surprisingly”, none of the guys probe the situation. Despite his claim that “once you go there, you can never come back,” Denzel doesn’t question Mirjana’s heterosexuality at all. A wise scholar once wrote about Top Model, and I’m sure his words will resonate well as more and more queer things happen in this house.

“I have a dream that one day, smizing little boys and girls will be able to

make out with anyone they choose. I have a dream today.

I have a dream that we will be judged not by the lumpiness of our skin, 

but by the severity of our tooches.”

After the models receive this grand decree, Tyra noisily appears to test this newfound tolerance. “I’m here today to instruct you about being sexy,” Tyra announces. I guess the old saying is true: those who can, do; those who can’t, teach.

Anyway, Tyra reveals her biggest sex secrets ever! Never fear, fellow readers! If you ever wanted to seduce Dr. Seuss, now’s the time to chant some seductive rhymes:

Step 1: Werk the Smirk (why use your mouth to kiss when you can form a crooked smile instead? Perfect for those who make out with boys, girls, and hot dogs.)

Step 2: Fierce Fantasy Headroll (Since a fantasy is the only place where these sex tips would actually succeed, this step is essential for Dungeons & Dragons players. After smashing your head into the imaginary headboard, fiercely let out a fictitious moan [Note: must roll a D20 first].)

Step 3: Peeping Tooch/Booch (Your mother walks in on you twerking when your Oedipus complex suddenly awakens.)

Tyra dares the models to harness their sexiness by practicing for a commercial the next day. While Lenox hesitates to flirt in the bathroom, the other models pose with toothbrushes, sinks, and towels. Only Raelia could make good hygiene sexy. 

Gingivitits

After they caressed remotes deep into the night, the models are woken up by Yu Tsai. (Product Idea: imagine a Yu Tsai alarm clock! Instead of a beep, it just spews out a string of insults. Get yours while supplies last.)

He welcomes them to a commercial for the perfume “SpiderBite.” Each model will be paired up and seduced into a giant spider web. A sexy advertisement inspired by eight-limbed creatures? I’ve watched enough hentai to know where this is going…

Nevertheless, Adam and Shei kick off the shoot. Adam admits that he finds Shei attractive because of her “half-black, half-white” look. It’s funny how Adam pretends to have standards. I’m sure he’d still pop a boner if she were blue and covered in feathers (his typical hook-ups. Go Emory Eagles!)

Keith is confident of his ability to titillate Mirjana. He wants to prove that he is a great model; so he spends most of the commercial shoving his ‘manaconda’ in Mirjana’s face. Hot. Since she’s Serbian, Mirjana uses the metric system to fully measure the girthy model.

America’s Next Top Model 21cm

After the duo slither away, Matthew and Will come on set. Even though the two guys are fine with their pairing, Denzel is outraged by Matthew’s complacency. “I’m all for doing things for the sake of modelling, but I don’t think my body is capable of doing that.” Yeah, getting hexed, stripping on a train, and taping a piece of black construction paper on your face is fine; but kissing a guy is when Denzel draws the line!

Backstage, the models get their weekly paychecks from Line. “Ben and Adam started broing out so I want to use the Line app, because, uh,” Matthew fumbles over his lines. “I love to use the snap function you can edit it and put music tones to it. That was awesome.” 

“I love it,” Mirjana picks up. “I can have full conversations with Denzel. It gives me life,” her dead eyes promise. “I can’t wait until we use it later.” Amatuer porn studios beware! Line is here to steal your jobs.

Romeo, on the other hand, isn’t afraid of anything. The photographer tries to intimidate the witch, but Romeo is not shaken (Rome-o was built on a strong foundation!) 

Lenox is more frightened by the shoot. Being a virgin, she’s not used to being sexy. She’s scared that her lack of experience is enough to send her home. Drastic times, Lenox. You can either a) shack up with Adam or b) ditch the name and begin referring to yourself as Line. Tyra will surely appreciate the commitment; decisions, decisions.

After the shoot, the models return to the house. Wanting to celebrate Romeo’s birthday, Adam decides to drink (like he needs a reason.) Not one to mince words, Romeo drunkenly confronts Adam for his lack of passion. 

When Adam doesn’t take the bait, Romeo starts to taunt him into fighting. Like a newborn calf playing with its mother or a drunk girl at a party, Romeo brushes his head on Adam.

The rest of the night remains hazy, but it all gets cleared the next day. According to Miss Jay, “this show has a zero-tolerance policy for visual assault, so Denzel's beard weave Romeo, you have been disqualified.” 

What happened to the good ol’ days when you could get disqualified for being an escort? Granted, they both involved giving head(butt) but still...

Anyway, after Romeo takes his final curtain call, Miss Jay announces the next challenge: a runway involving stilts. I’ve always been more of a leg man, so I’m pretty excited.

The models walk out two-at-a-time and stumble around for a while before they go back. Adam is noticeably bad at the challenge; he comes out in a drunken stagger (his natural strut). 

Adam must have spilled some of his beer on the runway because Raelia fell as soon as she hit the catwalk. Still, she gets up and tears up her walk. As a circus performer myself, I find it commendable that she was able to recover and still work the runway.

Barnum & Raeli Circus

After they finish, Miss Jay announces that the winner is...BEN! The celebration is short-lived, however, when the models are reminded of the next elimination.

PANEL

Mirjana was sexual without going overboard, so she was given two 8s and a 9. Keith was given the same scores for playing a believable victim.

While Adam had difficulty giving a solid chemistry (a 6, 7, and 8 performance); Shei had a controlled sexiness, getting a 6 and 7 from the judges. Tyra loved it, however, and awarded her a 10.

Kari had a dominatrix feeling to her commercial (getting two 7s and an 8). Denzel was praised for having inherent sexuality (a 7 and two 8s.)

Miss Jay was not feeling Raelia and gave her a 7. The ladies, on the other hand, lauded her flirtations and gave her two 10s. Ben was definitely overshadowed. Tyra slammed him with a 5, while he got a 7 and 8 from the other judges.

Will was the epitome of hot. He got two 9s and an 8. Matthew did not impress Tyra (she gave him a 6), but the others felt that his victim performance was 9-worthy.

Kelly and Miss Jay didn't think Lenox gave her 100% and gave her 7s. In the biggest upset of the night, Tyra talks about Lenox's failure at the challenge and rants about how she hates quitters. Unless it's a singing career. Or a talk show. But yeah, Tyra Banks hates quitters. She hates them almost as much as she hates Naomi Campbell. Almost.

Luckily, there are no cellphones in the vicinity for Tyra to throw at Lenox. So, she throws something else at her: a 1. A ONE. I know Tyra loves the number (it's the amount of dollars she makes per episode) but that is not a score Lenox deserves. Unfortunately, Tyra's stubbornness is as strong as her medication, so her decision is final.

"Now the judges and I will add up these scores and see who will still be in the running toward becoming America's Next Top Model."

"The model with the best score is..."

WILL (40.9)
RAELIA (40.3)
KEITH (39.3)
MIRJANA (39.0)
MATTHEW (37.9)
SHEI (37.3)
DENZEL (35.6)
KARI (35.2)
BEN (34.6)

"Adam and Lenox, you two have the lowest scores. With a score of 33.0 to 30.3, the model that stays is..."

ADAM

Not wanting to give up that potential Line app sponsorship, Tyra decides to use Romeo's absence to keep Lenox for a while longer.

Tyra: "So Lenox, what have you learned today?"

Lenox: "That sex involves witches and feverous biting."

Tyra:"And why is that important?"

Lenox: ​"Because every modeling career eventually becomes gay-for-pagan pornography."

With that, Tyra allows Lenox to join the other models. But before that, she acknowledges,"this photo is blank because you do not deserve a photo. Now, you have to work your (non-existent) ass off. Because at the next photo shoot, you will only have five frames." Damn Tyra. You might as well scrawl "I HATE YOU, LENOX" on her forehead (spoilers for cycle 22 makeovers!)

Next week, the models will meet Nick Cannon. Lenox will be in a hairy situation during a wig shoot and Adam finds a new bitch! So, until then...

​Man's Best (Girl)friend

ANTM c19 episode 5: School Spirited Away

Previously on America’s Next Top Model, the girls were challenged to stand in the streets of Hollywood and pass out their chicken to random passerby (Tyler Perry’s night job). Kiara did the best in the acting challenge and won a walk-on role in one of Tyler’s films (where ‘walk in’ means ‘into his bedroom’ and ‘film’ mean ‘amateur pornography’). During a hungry zombie photoshoot, Laura and Leila put the ‘lez’ back in ‘flesh’. Even though Yvonne proved too well-fed to be convincingly dead, it was Destiny whose afterlife was cut short. Now, only 9 girls remain. Who will be eliminated tonight?

The girls arrive at the house where they are welcomed by Laura’s digital image. Laura is proud that she’s “doing so well”. Leila, however, is “jealous” of Laura’s success, envious of how effortless it seems.

In the Tyra Suite, Laura and Kristin talk about Leila’s “obsession”. Apparently, ̶R̶e̶g̶i̶n̶a̶ ̶G̶e̶o̶r̶g̶e̶ Laura couldn’t invite a lesbian to her party because Kristin is now living in the Suite. I guess with all the constant belching, Laura confused Kristin with a 40-year-old trucker. Hot.

The Secret Life of Keys

In the wee hours of the morning, Tyra shimmies her way into the house with Alicia Keys…After all the initial ‘huhs’ and sighs of confusion, Tyra tells us that she’s a R&B singer who hasn’t had a hit song since 2003.

Seriously, even the pile of trash germinating in her weave has more of a ‘career’ than her.

Alicia Fleas

Anyway, she is here to announce a charity fashion show that will benefit her Keep A Child Alive Foundation. Forget the fact that her supple breasts can stuff babies for months, Alicia needs the cash!

So, one-by-one, the girls show off their walks and get feedback from Tyra. Afterwards, Alicia announces that the girl who gets the highest bid on her dress will receive two tickets to see her live in concert(even the starving kids rejected those).

Because she got best picture last week, Laura is made the HBIC. She is given the “girl on fire” theme and only a day to organize the show.

The next day, Laura is a damp mess. Kelly Cutrone calls out her weak leadership and I have to agree. Without Johnny’s guidance on this ‘girl on fire’ theme, these girls look like a cross between Hunger Games rejects and Charlie’s skanks from Two And A Half Men.

Katniss Eversheen

After some consolation with Kelly, Laura proactively took on the Cinna role. Minutes before the show, everyone is feeling jittery about their first runway.

Most girls, like Kristin and Brittany, did really well on the catwalk. The only girl with a truly bad strut was Leila. Still, the best girls were Victoria, Laura, and Kiara. The girl who won this challenge is…

KIARA! She chooses Nastasia to share her concert tickets with (what a cruel and unjust punishment!)Nevertheless, Nastasia is happy to share in this experience.

Back at the house, Leila and Allyssa are terrified to notice that they have the worst challenge scores. While Leila is downstairs crying in the kitchen, Laura reiterates that she is “not here to make friends”.

When confronted about her love for Laura, Leila comments that she’s “obsessed with herself”. Laura disagrees, looking into the mirror as she does so. She starts crying because that’s what “people used to say” to her. Luckily, Leila is unscathed by these tears; certain that Laura is just being fake.

Cheerfollowers

The next day, the girls arrive at the West L.A. College, where they met by Johnny Wujek and Jonte, who is dressed deliciously terrifying. It’s like he, his smiley shirt, and those incredibly smooth legs are using reverse psychology to emotionally scar me.

Grin and Nair It

But luckily, the man has dual roles in this shoot. He will be assisting the girls during their cheerleader shoot. One by one, the girls will be hoisted up on three male cheerleaders’ shoulders and flung into the air; much like the high school wedgies we’ll all too familiar with…

Kiara did well in the shoot but Victoria feels that she isn’t a “diverse model”. She on the other hand, did a “fantastic job” and produced great photographs. During her shoot, Allyssa hit sexy poses but accidentally hurt one of the cheerleaders, leading him to gush out blood (not exactly the bodily liquid she was hoping for). 

Laura was scared of “getting high” (an issue most high schoolers do not face) but in the end, still managed to create dynamic shapes. Kristin, however, did “really well” throughout the shoot because she cheered for six years prior.

Victoria and Nastasia were both fluid and hit “strong poses” during the shoot. Brittany had trouble loosening up and despite having a “good body”, failed to let her face relax. Yvonne did phenomenally in the air but I feel a little bad for her co-stars. Much to their girlfriends’ discontent, I think that having Yvonne slam against their public areas has made these male cheerleaders permanently flaccid.

Jock Block

Now that they’re received the ultimate form of contraception, the cheerleaders are finished for the day.

SKULL MAIL! “Tomorrow you will meet with the judges. Only 8 of you will continue on in the hopes of becoming America’s Next Top Model.”

PANEL

"You all know our judges. First, we have PR maven, Kelly Cutrone. Next, we have sexy British male model, Rob Evans. We also have our social media correspondent, Bryanboy."

"You know our prizes. The winner of America’s Next Top Model will receive a fashion feature in Nylon Magazine, become the face of the fragrance Dream Come True, be offered a contract with NY/LA Models, shoot an advertisement for Smashbox, and receive $100,000.”



Victoria: Kelly didn’t like her “body posture” and gave her a 6. Tyra likes the unusualness and Rob thinks she’s “versitle”, giving her two 6’s.



Leila: Tyra likes the “neck tooch” and Rob enjoys the shape, giving her a 6 and 7. Kelly however, believes that she’s “one dimensional” and deems it a 4.



Kiara: Rob thinks that she’s a “bird that can’t fly” and Tyra fawns over the boy position. She receives two 8’s and a 7.



Kristin: The fans think she’s “fierce H2T.” Kelly and Rob agree, calling it “high fashion”, earning Kristin a 9 and 10. Tyra on the other hand, thinks that she’s “stiff” and calls it a 6.



Brittany: Kelly doesn’t think that she’s an “edgy model”. Tyra wants her to be “fierce Disney” and Rob agrees. The demonic triad gives her 6/6/6.



Nastasia: Rob loves the “unique look” and Kelly loves the “power in her face”. Getting an 8, 9, and 10, Nastasia’s only critique was “losing her neck”.



Yvonne: Tyra believes that she has it. Kelly likes the “control” and she is awarded with a 6 and two 9’s.



Allyssa: Tyra likes the “relaxation” in the face and gives her an 8. The other two are not as impressed. Rob feels that she’s “uncomfortable” and Kelly is not impressed by her sexiness; both giving her less-than-flirtatious 6’s.



Laura: Rob finds it “disturbing” and gives her a 6. After breaking down about her apparent wind phobia, the two ladies are sympathetic, granting her two 9’s.

“Now the judges and I will calculate your scores and when you return, I will announce who will be eliminated.”

“Nine beautiful ladies stand before me. But I only have eight photos in my hands. And these eight photos represent the eight girls that are still in the running toward becoming America’s Next Top Model. The girl with the best score, and best picture, is…”

NASTASIA (40.9)

LAURA (38.7)
KRISTIN (38.1)
KIARA (37.3)
VICTORIA (36.5)
YVONNE (36.4)
ALLYSSA (30.8)

“Will Brittany and Leila please step forward? I only have one photo in my hands. And this photo represents the girl who is still in the running toward becoming America’s Next Top Model. With a score of 29.5 to 29, that girl is…”

BRITTANY

DON’T TIGHTEN THOSE NOOSES, GUYS! Even though Leila has been eliminated, she will still have the opportunity to return with the Comeback Series. Even Tyra and the judges are shell-shocked, totally taken aback by Leila’s departure. Apparently, Tyra feels so guilty that she can only utter some ‘words of encouragement’ for Leila’s broken soul.

But Leila is still crushed. Still, she hopes that her fans are “still strong” and can help her return with a vengeance.

Next week, the girls will be bringing a game to life during a visual graphics challenge. Then, they will participate in a steampunk photoshoot which, based on context clues, means dressing as former Goths who suddenly discovered the color brown. 

Who do you think should have gotten best picture? Who do you think should have been in the bottom two? Do you agree with the elimination? Who would have you eliminated? Who are your faves? What was your favorite part(s) of the recap? Anything else you wanna say? Leave any and all comments below and until next week…

BINTM c8 episode 5: Ten and a Half Men

Previously on Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model, the girls were victims of follicular homicide. After their hair was sliced, diced, and dyed inorganic colors, the women then modeled Baby G watches in a prison. While Roxanne and Emma got out for good behavior, Tasmin failed to make her parole officer proud. But sadly, it was Penelope who faced the death sentence. Now, only 11 girls remain. Who will be eliminated tonight?

After the judging, the girls talk about the latest proceedings. Madeleine “offends” Roxanne by telling her that Emma deserved the first call out.

Roxanne explodes in anger and tells her that being “French” is no excuse to confront and disrespect people. It’s as if the jaffa is seeping into her brain and turning her into a violent ginger-tinted maniac. I really won’t be surprised if Roxanne kills Madeleine in her sleep and uses her blood as dye.

Dreadhead

Before Roxanne can arrange plans to strangle Madeleine with her new weave, the girls receive an:

E-MAIL! “Tomorrow, be proud to tell the world who you are. Love, Elle.”

The girls think that they will be giving speeches about their insecurities, or getting naked. Considering that half of BINTM’s viewership is pervy middle-aged aristocrats, I suggest a merge of the two…

Unpretty In Pink

The girls arrive at a school and are met by image consultant/Aladdin-fetishist Vernon Francois. The gay peddler tells them that they will be talking to 200 schoolchildren about accepting their flaws and “embracing themselves”. *insert masturbation joke here* 

Vernon then goes to hand out blank T-shirts that the girls will adorn with their “biggest insecurities”. Even though he tells them that they can solve their greatest flaws with “confidence”, only the magic of cosmetics can truly hide all unattractive features. 

Genie in a (Shampoo) Bottle

While Anne is having trouble narrowing her paragraph of problems down to one word, Kellie is finding it difficult to even conjure up anything negative. 

Before they go on stage, the girls are introduced to Aled Jones from Radio1. Because kids are “the worst critics”, Aled insures them that he will be in the audience to “cheer them on.”

All in all, these speeches are a little too After School Special to me and drone on and on. Aled smiles like an idiot, oblivious to the dryness of these words. But the kids are not as easily fazed by this bullshit.

Stop Trying to Making ‘Fetch’ Happen…

Still, the girls continue to lay on the cheese:

Anne rambles on about her beak nose and gets Alad’s stamp of approval. Anita talks about having a “short fuse” and how it’s not worth it to be mean. Lisa talks about being “misunderstood” and Kellie encourages them to have “confidence”. 

Madeleine talks about being “too competitive”. Tasmin tells the flock of kids that she finds it difficult to “open up.” Emma convinces them that she’s “shy” and Letitia tells them to stop caring about what others think.

Risikat talks about the “odd” hardships of living in Ukraine and Roxanne comes out to discuss having “confidence” during her unglory days in school. But let’s be real. We all know what that shirt should say:

JAFFRO

Nevertheless, Aled says that they “impressed” him and rewards them with a Girl’s Night Out, a.k.a. Lesbian Conversion Night Part II.

Raise Your Glass

The girls are let out to a London bar and dine in luxury like “rich people”. Then, almost immediately, champagne is thrown at them. Despite the “stunning” London backdrop, the women focused on getting liquored up. I wonder if Living is desperate enough for a lesbonic fling that they constantly keep these girls inebriated.

In Memory of Anne!

But everything is not all fun and (drinking) games. The next E-Mail prompts the girls to get ready to “do it like a man”. (You mean fast and rough?)

Hapenis Is A Warm Gun

The girls get really into the manly role by waking up the next day with aching hangovers. They are whisked away to a gentleman’s man where they are greeted by Tyson Beckford.

He instructs them to “retain” their feminine charm while being dressed in men’s clothing. He informs them that they only have 5 minutes to get the perfect androgynous shot. So apparently, the point of this photoshoot is to look somewhat manly while still remaining feminine…

Somewhere in the English countryside, Sigmund Freud is rolling over in his grave.

Many of the girls are also confused about this idea. Namely their vaginas, who reject this Freudian concept immediately. 

Penis Disenvy

Letitia finds posing difficult and ensures us that she’s “never been a man before.” All across the country, millions of trannies’ hopes have been just crushed. 

Jennifer did sultry poses and played up the sexy element. Risikat was overwhelmed by the hardness of being a man (no pun intended). By the end, she ran out of poses.

Kellie is concerned that she hasn’t given her best yet and Tyson is unimpressed. Despite Tyson’s coaching, Anita struggled to stop looking like a “rabbit in headlights.”

In the beginning, Emma wasn’t as strong as Tyson expected. She is worried that the girls have gotten “the brief wrong”.

Madeleine was “too scary” for Tyson’s liking. Roxanne was confident that she would do well and got in within the “first four minutes.” Lisa felt that she had an advantage because she “understood” the expectations and was heavily praised by the client. 

Tasmin was “nervous” and according to Tyson, she has the “model body but…” 

Tyson basically orgasmed during Anne’s shoot, calling her “what the industry needs.”

After the shoot, Roxanne decides to take out her aggressions by slaughtering a chicken and having a roast. 

All the girls enjoy Roxy’s murderous spoils and talk about the upcoming elimination. Madeleine is nervous and Jennifer is worried that “it could be anyone.”

PANEL

This week’s guest judge is the fabulous Andrej Pajic! He has worked on both male and female runways and is a highly sought after model.

By the way, it took me three weeks to notice but, doesn’t Anita look like Rebecca Black?



But I disgress…

Mennifer: Andrej loves the pose and angles and Elle thinks she’s a “beautiful boy”.



Penisa: Julian thinks that she’s “sporty” and “young”. While Andrej is not a fan of the odd pose, he does admire the fact that Lisa is a “chameleon”.



Manita: Elle thinks that she looks “cock-eyed” and even though Whitney & Andrej try to confront her, Tyson thinks she can’t handle it.



Coxanne: Even though Tyson thinks that she’s “cocky” and not the kind of girl he wants to “hang with”, the other judges think she is “absolutely incredible”.



Risikat: Andrej doesn’t think it looks “fashion” and Whitney thinks that the styling is “unfortunate.” Julian thinks that she could have pushed more.



Emman: Elle and Andrej agree that she looks like a “supermodel.” Julian thinks that the clothes look phenomenal on her.



Tasmen: Even though Andrej thinks that she has a “great body,” Whitney is upset that she didn’t “pop.”



Manne: Julian thinks that she’s “common as dishwater” and the other judges agree. Tyson tries to “blame the room”. Bitch please…



Maneliene: The judges are worried that she still doesn’t understand her angles.



Letitia: Tyson thinks that she “nailed it” but Julian doesn’t see the “masculinity”.



Kellie: Whitney appreciates the “softness” and the judges think that the clothes aren’t doing her any favors. Nevertheless, they like the photo.

“Now the judges will deliberate and see which one of you will go home.”

The judges love Jennifer’s quirkiness. Even though they love Letitia’s photo, Andrej is uncertain about her future as a high-end fashion model. 

Whitney loves Lisa and Tyson agrees, saying that she can “just work.” Julian is not impressed by Anita. Tyson is pissy about his ego about Roxanne but the others love her photo. Whitney thinks that Risikat should “fake it” until she makes it. 

The judges are all in unison about Emma’s amazingness. Julian likes Tasmin’s personality but doesn’t see her as a model. Tyson is “disappointed” in Anne. 

Julian is worried that after you take away the clothes and makeup, there isn’t much left in Madeleine. Andrej is hopeful about Kellie and says that she could work if she harnesses her skill.

“I have 11 beautiful girls before me, but only 10 photos in my hands. And these photos represent the girls that are still in the running toward becoming Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model. This week, for picture of the week, it’s a tie between…”

EMMA & ROXANNE

LETITIA
LISA
JENNIFER
ANITA
MADELEINE
KELLIE
RISIKAT

“Will Tasmin and Anne please step forward? I only have one photo in my hands. And that photo goes to…”

ANNE

I guess the third times not the charm. Tasmin is “proud” of herself and will miss the girls.

Next week, the girls take on an acting challenge. Then, they go to Paris and meet a familiar (and fierce) face, Joy McLaren!

Who do you think should have gotten best picture? Who do you think should have been in the bottom two? Do you agree with the elimination? Who would have you eliminated? Who are your faves? What was your favorite part(s) of the recap? Anything else you wanna say? Leave any and all comments below and I’ll see you next week!