BINTM c8 episode 8: Don't Drop The Soap

Previously on Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model, the girls posed in the busy London streets. After the passerby deemed Emma the best, she was rewarded with a shopping spree in Carnaby Street. During a Company shoot with Rizzle Kicks, Lisa and Roxanne made beautiful harmonies with the duo. Even though Madeleine hit a few sour notes with the cresendudes, it was Kellie who sung her swan song. Now, only eight girl remain. Who will become Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model?

After the initial shock of Kellie’s elimination, the girls are now becoming more competitive than ever. Madeleine is “feeling lost” because she thought she was “improving”. The other girls don’t care because she “isolates” herself from the pack.

The next morning, the girls are treated to a rich breakfast. Mid-digestion, the Tresemee make-up artists come in and announce a catwalk challenge where they will be walking alongside “real models”.

Puddles in All the Right Places

The girls are met by Terry Hart, who tells them that the premise of this runway show is to walk on water. Basically, just think of Aly & AJ’s hit single if they were drunk, stoned, and severely roofied by Julian McDonald.

Despite their backstage jitters, the girls are really happy to work “like professional models”. One-by-one, Terry gives the girls feedback during rehearsals. 

Most of the girls were “graceful” during their first walk but Anita and Letitia were “petrified” of the catwalk. But the worst of the day was definitely Risikat…

Poor Risikat. Whoever orchestrated this fashion show must of specifically had Tyson’s Halle Berry-fetish in mind. By giving her a white Storm wig and making the runway slippery, Risikat ended up in verycompromising positions that are sure to please Mr. Beckford. 

XXX-Men

But still, she thinks that she “did brilliantly”.

Right before the show, Julian and Whitney show up to give them some words of encouragement. 

All throughout the show, the girls were nervous and excited about working as real models. Risikat and Jennifer managed to cover up their slips and in the end, Terry announces that the winner is LISA!

Back in the house, the girls get another E-Mail.

“Tomorrow things will get steamy. Hopefully, you can get the spin. Love, Elle.”

The girls guess a nude shoot but Roxanne is not looking forward to showcasing her post-birth body.

Adam & Weave

The girls arrive at a laundry and are met by Paul Sculfor, who is a prestigious male model. He tells them that they will be shooting a nude shoot in this laundry but instead of being nude themselves, three male models will. Because everyone knows that you can’t get cleaned without a good dose of…

Detergents

Other than the giant elephant in the room, the challenge is that every girl will be wearing the same couture gown. 

Even though she started as a “goddess”, Letitia started to break down during the shoot. 

Initially, Risikat was anxious about the male models. She didn’t touch any of them but after the photographer prompted her, she did phenomenally. 

Lisa, on the other hand, embraced the men (giggle). She stayed in control throughout the whole shoot. Madeleine also did well with the “fun” prompt.

After being told to relax, Roxanne became “much better”. Anita was “beautiful” and stayed committed to her ménage a tres the whole time. 
Jennifer tried to relax throughout the shoot but couldn’t help but laugh. After Glad You Came started playing, neither could I. Emma, on the other hand, brought extreme confidence and glamour to this tacky-ass shoot.

After the shoot, Paul tells Anita and Emma that they were the best. As a reward, the girls get to take out the male models. Once they chose Lisa to accompany them, they were off to Bunga Bunga. 

During the dinner, Anita and the male model, Mark, started heavily flirting. Lisa and her innocent mind thought nothing of it when they both left to “go to the toilet” but we all know better. By the end of the night, Anita refused to leave the club, having too much fun humping things. Because really: it may or may not have a penis, it may or may not have a pulse, but if she can wrap her legs around it; Anita’s having herself a good time. 

Light Saber Vibrator

After their wild night, the girls get ready for the next elimination.

PANEL

Joining the judges this week is legendary male model Paul Sculfor.



Lisa: Her eyes exude “confidence”. She has “sophistication” and isn’t fazed by the male models.



Letitia: She was “self-conscious” in the beginning but is “gorgeous”.



Madeleine: Whitney doesn’t like the “cheesy smile” in the photo and Elle agrees, calling it “flat”.



Jennifer: Julian thinks that she was “bored as hell” during the runway show. Julian thinks that she “feel flat” and Elle agrees.



Emma: Paul thinks that she’s “absolutely stunning” and Elle connects with her.



Roxanne: Tyson thinks that she’s worried about “back home” and Whitney agrees, calling her “strained”.



Anita: She’s really “confident” and impresses the judges. Whitney notes her “improvement” as a model.



Risikat: Julian thinks that she’s “fun and sexy”. Whitney and Elle disagree, not liking the dress.

“Now we will decide which one of you will be leaving us today.”

Paul doesn’t like the simplicity of Lisa’s picture but Elle disagrees. However, they are in consensus about Jennifer, calling it a weak photo. Whitney says that she was “never impressed” by Madeleine by Tyson doesn’t think this elimination-worthy.

Julian thinks that Letitia is a “jolly tease”. Paul doesn’t like Emma in person but Julian notes her transformation in pictures. Elle loves Roxanne because she is “unpredictable” and Julian calls Anita’s picture “wet”. Whitney thinks that Risikat’s picture is “fake” and Tyson agrees, not knowing if she can last.

“I have 8 beautiful models before me, but I only have 7 photos in my hands. And these photos represent the eight girls who are still in the running toward becoming Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model. The first name I call is the girl who has received best picture…”

EMMA

ANITA
LISA
ROXANNE
LETITIA
RISIKAT

“Will Madeleine and Jennifer please step forward? I only have one photo in my hands and this photo represent the girl who is still in the running toward becoming Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model. So, who is that girl?”

MADELEINE

Even though she is upset about leaving, Jennifer is very grateful for the experience.

Next week, the girls will be the brides of Chuckie or something. Sounds frightening. 

Who do you think should have gotten best picture? Who do you think should have been in the bottom two? Do you agree with the elimination? Who would have you eliminated? Who are your faves? What was your favorite part(s) of the recap? Anything else you wanna say? Leave any and all comments below and I’ll see you next week!